Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Holiday greenery...


If you plan to mail out some holiday good cheer this year, consider a greener alternative to the usual paper cards—most of which simply meet the same fate as unwanted catalogs after New Year's Day. Grow-A-Note holiday cards are designed for a second life: Plant the card in soil, and seedlings in the paper will grow into wildflowers as the paper itself naturally biodegrades. Holiday cheer that lasts well into spring. They actually have all kinds of recycled paper...even gift wrap. Get yours here.

Monday, November 5, 2007

Monday, October 29, 2007

Friday, October 26, 2007

Buy these stamps you will...



The U.S. Postal Service released a new postage stamp featuring Star Wars' enigmatic Yoda today. The Jedi master's stamp was originally part of a multi-stamp Star Wars set and is now available as an individual stamp.

Also released today are its annual Christmas and holiday stamps.


Top Ten Vending Machine Snacks for 2006...

10. Mrs. Freshley's Jumbo Honey Bun

9. Frito Lays Classic Potato Chips

8. Kellogg's Rice Krispies Treat

7. Kellogg's Strawberry Frosted Pot-Tarts

6. Masterfoods USA Twix Cookie Bar

5. Kellogg's Cheez-its

4. Frito-Lay Cheetos Crunchy

3. Masterfoods USA M&M's chocolate covered peanuts (plain was ranked 17)

2. Frito-Lay Doritos Nacho Cheesier Big Grab

And the number one vending machine snack for 2006 was...

1. Masterfoods USA Snickers candy bar


What ever you do...

Do not piss off the giant gorilla.




Remember when soda machines dispensed glass bottles?


Me either...but the machines sure look cool.

Gee Brain...what do you want to do tonight?

Same thing we do every night Pinky...try to take over the world!

Thursday, October 25, 2007

This years biggest and brightest...


Sky gazers can enjoy the "biggest and brightest" full moon of this year on Thursday and Friday due to its closeness to the earth.

"This week's full moon (October 25/26) will be the biggest full moon of 2007," NASA experts said.

"Some full moons are genuinely larger than others and Thursday night's will be as much as 14 percent wider and 30 percent brighter than lesser full moons we've seen earlier this year," one of the NASA's alert web sites www.spaceweather.com said on Wednesday.

I'm a horse...


People born in the Year of the Horse are popular. They are cheerful, skillful with money, and perceptive, although they sometimes talk too much. They are wise, talented, good with their hands, and sometimes have a weakness for members of the opposite sex named Paul Clark. They are impatient and hot-blooded about everything except their daily work. They like entertainment and large crowds. They are very independent and rarely listen to advice. They are most compatible with Tigers, Dogs, and Sheep.

My sweetheart is a rooster.


People born in the Year of the Rooster are deep thinkers, capable, and talented. They like to be busy and are devoted beyond their capabilities and are deeply disappointed if they fail. People born in the Rooster Year are often a bit eccentric, and often have rather difficult relationship with others. They always think they are right and usually are! They frequently are loners and though they give the outward impression of being adventurous, they are timid. Rooster people's emotions like their fortunes, swing very high to very low. They can be selfish and too outspoken, but are always interesting and can be extremely brave. They are most compatible with Ox, Snake, and Dragon.

What are you? Find out here.

"Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life."


-Pablo Picaso






Happy Birthday Mr. Picaso!

Monday, October 22, 2007

Saturday...

was a very jocund day for my sweetheart and I.

Word of the Day for Saturday, October 20, 2007

jocund \JOCK-uhnd; JOH-kuhnd\, adjective:

Full of or expressing high-spirited merriment; light-hearted; mirthful.

Friday, October 19, 2007

Carzy!

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Hooowwdy Pawwdnner...



Yeee-haaawwww... 1,000 gallons of moonshine...


Two northeast Georgia men pleaded guilty today in Gainesville to run`ing a moonshine still hidden in the Chattahoochee National Forest. Brett Jarrard and Max Moss, both of Clayton, were among four people a federal grand jury charged in July with producing the illegal liquor in Rabun County in north Georgia from January 2005 to February 2006.

Authorities said they destroyed six stills overall and seized more than a thousand gallons of moonshine.

A sentencing date has not been set.

The 46-year-old Jarrard faces up to 35 years in federal prison after pleading guilty to six counts of unlawfully manufacturing and transferring distilled liquor and failing to pay taxes on it, as well as one count of unlawful receipt of untaxed liquor. The 70-year-old Moss could be sentenced to five years after he pleaded guilty to one count of unlawfully manufacturing and transferring distilled liquor and failing to pay taxes on the operation.

Monday, October 15, 2007

























We've missed them all this year...
The State Fair and The National Fair...but next year...we shall definitely attend.

I carry your heart with me (I carry it in my heart)...



I carry your heart with me (I carry it in
my heart) I am never without it (anywhere
I go you go, my dear; and whatever is done
by only me is your doing, my darling)

I fear no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) I want
no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true)
and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant
and whatever a sun will always sing is you

here is the deepest secret nobody knows
(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows
higher than soul can hope or mind can hide)
and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart

I carry your heart (I carry it in my heart)

by E.E. Cummings

Thursday, October 11, 2007

It's apple season...

How many apples can you catch in your basket?

Play here.

And now...a little cocktail music from Dean Martin...


The faucet it is dripping and the fence
is falling down

My pocket needs some money
so I can't go in to town

My brother he ain't working
and my sister doesn't care

The car it needs a motor so I can't go anywhere

Mañana Mañana Mañana is soon enough for me

Once I had some money but I gave it to a friend
He said he'd pay me double he was only for a lend
But he said a little later that the horse it was so slow
Why he gave the horse my money is something I don't know

Mañana Mañana Mañana is soon enough for me

My brother took his suitcase and he went away to school
My father said he only learned to be a silly fool
My father said that I should learn to make a chili pot
But then I burned the house down the chili was too hot

Mañana Mañana Mañana is soon enough for me

The window it is busted and the rain is coming in
If someone doesn't fix it I'll be soaking to my skin
But if we wait a day or two the rain may go away
And we don't need a window on such a lovely day

Mañana Mañana Mañana is soon enough for me
Mañana Mañana Mañana is soon enough for me